Liverpool vs. Chelsea : 28 August 2021.
Before we get too deep into this, give yourself a point if you either uttered or thought this line after the game at Anfield :
“I would have settled for a draw before the game.”
Everyone? Everyone gets a point. Everyone apart from Arsenal. Thought so.
This was a cracking day out. A long day, but deeply pleasurable. It almost had it all.
I had set my alarm for 7.30am but was awake at 6.45am. No point trying to go back to sleep. I needed to fuel up again, and on the short four-mile drive to the nearest garage, I briefly found myself doing eighty miles an hour through the Somerset back-roads. Proof, if anything was needed, that I was keen to get “on the road” and on my way to Liverpool for this one. Our fine start to the season, admittedly against far from high calibre teams, had got me chomping at the bit for this mouth-watering fixture at Anfield. It would be twenty-eight months since my last visit, a weak 2-0 defeat in April 2019.
I collected PD and Glenn in Frome bang on 9am.
Our initial plans had been adjusted as Parky was still laid low with COVID19. We called in to see him and he handed over tickets for Anfield as if they were atomic waste; face masks on, gloves on, everything at a distance. Sadly, Parky would be absent, and so would Alan and Gary too.
Regardless, the Frome Three headed north, diverting into Melksham for our first match day McBreakfast for months and months and months.
I headed north.
A familiar route, though less travelled these days.
My last trip up the M5 for football was for Hull City in January 2020. My last trip up the M6 for football was for Everton in December 2019.
Driving north, the three of us enjoyed a lovely chat about the state of our club and team at the moment. Many positives. Too many to mention.
With this being a bank holiday weekend, we predictably hit a few areas of traffic congestion.
One of my favourite vistas on my travels around this Sceptered Isle with The Great Unpredictables is from the Thelwell Viaduct. On this particular day, the high-rises of Manchester’s city centre were clearly visible to the east. Beyond Saddleworth Moor and its notorious history. Ahead, Winter Hill – appearing so close, despite being twenty miles away – with the home of Bolton Wanderers nestling a few miles to the south. To the west, the cooling towers and bridges at Runcorn, but the almost mythical city of Liverpool out of sight.
I had earmarked an arrival at Liverpool – or to be precise the car park outside Goodison Park, the blue-half of the city – at 2pm. In the circumstances, my arrival at 2.20pm was half-decent. Happy with that.
A short walk away, past the Dixie Dean statue, was The Abbey pub, which was to be our base for around two hours. Already inside were Kev and Rich, veterans from Belfast, and I had kept their arrival a secret from PD and Glenn. It was a nice surprise for my Somerset Chuckle Brothers. Next to arrive was Deano, just a short hop down from Silverdale near the Lake District. To complete the group, Kim, ex California, ex Florida and now a resident of Crosby a mere ten-minute drive away. The pub was a new one for me; I have walked past it many times en route to and from Goodison. It was a decent boozer. There were three other Chelsea fans on a nearby table. The locals were fine. The prices were cheap. Everything was good. On the way up, we chuckled as Arsenal lost again, and lost without scoring again.
They said that The Titanic would never sink.
Full steam ahead, Arteta, and fuck the icebergs.
We made the short walk up through Stanley Park – the scene of much aggro, hooliganism, violence and associated nastiness in previous decades – and I have to say it was a surprisingly lovely walk. It was the first time I have walked to Anfield from the north for a game. The sun was out, a clear blue sky, and there were Victorian features to the park which made it all very pleasant.
Was I really in Liverpool?
The shining mass of the new stand at Anfield that peered over the trees to the south confirmed that indeed I was.
There was the quickest of security pat downs outside the away turnstiles and we were in at 4.50pm.
I was almost blinded by the sun as I walked into the lower tier of the Anfield Road Stand – “The Annie” as the locals call it – and I quickly found our seats.
Row five, equidistant twixt the six and eighteen yard boxes. Ideal.
It was a familiar view, this. This would be my twenty-fifth visit to Anfield with Chelsea. There have been the same number of visits to see us at Manchester United but, what with the two FA Cup Semi-Finals in 2006 and 2007, Old Trafford slightly edges past Anfield.
I spotted a few friends. PD, taking Parky’s ticket, was alongside me. Also alongside me were the empty red seats that would have been occupied by Gary – COVID positive – and Alan – COVID negative, but unable to make it – and it felt odd not having them alongside us.
Anfield took a while to fill. There were no COVID19 checks again this week.
I could not have been the only Chelsea supporter who thought “if I don’t catch it at Anfield, I won’t catch it anywhere”…
Pre-match songs included “Ring of Fire”, “Heroes” and “The Fields Of Anfield Road.”
Chelsea broke into song as the afternoon progressed.
One song dominated :
“Champions Of Europe…You Know The Rest.”
Out on the pitch, the game’s undercard was The Battle Of The Shit Training Tops.
Chelsea won it easily.
The clock ticked towards to the kick-off at 5.30pm.
The Liverpool PA announcer’s ridiculously deep and monotone voice announced a few items in that dead pan voice of his. Think Ringo Starr but at several levels lower.
The team was almost the same as the one that started against Arsenal.
Rudiger – Christensen – Azplicueta
Alonso – Kante – Jorginho – James
Havertz – Lukaku – Mount
The teams came on, Chelsea first, then Liverpool. The line-up. The Kop was ready with its myriad of DIY banners, and of course, their scarves.
The away end was virtually a scarf-free zone.
“You’ll Never Walk Alone.”
Not as loud as on many previous occasions.
Must do better.
It annoyed the fuck out of me to see a couple of Chelsea / Liverpool scarves in our cramped away section. These fuckers evidently didn’t bother reading the small print in their Chelsea contract.
Liverpool and Chelsea. Two league wins apiece thus far. This was a game that I had been relishing all week. I predicted a 2-2 draw.
Romelu Lukaku took the kick-off before the pre-game “knee” and I hoped that it would not be the last time that he would be out of synch.
The game began.
As always, we attacked The Kop in the first-half.
Not surprisingly, Liverpool came out of the traps firing on all cylinders and other clichés. Their youngster Harvey Eliott looked neat and purposeful in the opening moments. His shot was knocked wide. Mason Mount fired over from the edge of the box. The next chance of the game came down the Liverpool right as Terence-Trent Darby-Alexander-Arnold pumped a long ball into our box that Jordan Henderson reached, but could only prod the ball wide with what appeared to be his heel.
It was an even start.
Liverpool were aggressively closing down our defenders but the ball was moved with pace out of areas that would hurt them.
I grimaced every time Mo Salah came at us. He was a very real threat for sure. A Van Dijk header at the far post was blocked.
Despite our regular utterings of “Champions Of Europe” there was, surprisingly, no usual retorts from the home support about our lack of “history.” This was a real surprise. This is their usual stock, almost Pavlovian, answer to any of our chants that either praise our successes or mock them. Maybe they are learning their history lesson after all these years.
It was, in fact, refreshing to hear no “Murderers” chanting from our section either.
Had the lockdown affected us all that much?
After some dogged perseverance from Marcos Alonso underneath the dreaded Anfield Clock, we won a corner.
Reece James pumped the ball in towards the near post. I snapped as Kai Havertz – already showing silky sweetness in attack – leapt. I watched, and snapped again, as the ball looped up and over everyone into the far corner of the box.
GET IN YOU BASTARD.
In truth, I had no idea how the ball had ended up in the net. I wasn’t even sure that Havertz had touched it last. Was it a defender’s head that had looped it on? I simply did not know. It all happened so quickly.
The scorer was announced as Havertz.
How did he manage it? It was from the corner, at least, of the six-yard box? I was flummoxed. What a goal.
People mention “The Catch” in baseball and everyone knows it’s Willie Mays at The Polo Grounds. “The Try” in rugby union, and it’s the Barbarians at Cardiff. “The Save” in football and it’s Gordon Banks against Pele in Mexico in 1970.
Now we have “The Header.”
It defied physics and football. He had his back to the goal, his back to the ‘keeper, his back to everyone. His flick managed to twist the ball up and over everyone in a perfect parabola. In the end, it dropped into the goal amidst so much space that it was almost unkind on Liverpool.
It was an absolute beauty.
A couple more Chelsea half-chances strengthened the air of positivity – if not euphoria – in the Chelsea end.
“Shall We Sing A Song For You?”
Playground stuff really, but you could tell the locals didn’t like it.
There were often long balls from Liverpool, in a red kit oddly trimmed with salmon pink, looking to catch us on the back foot.
Edouard Mendy anticipated an early ball and raced to clear with Mo Salah – or was it Michael Angelis from “The Liver Birds” and “Boys From The Black Stuff” – lurking menacingly.
A delightfully constructed passage of play down the inside light channel, allowed Lukaku to feed in Mount but his shot was brushed wide.
Firmino was hooked by Klopp to be replaced by Jiota.
Three minutes of extra time.
“Come On Chels.”
A Liverpool corner from their left.
A knock on. Matip managed to loop the ball up into the air. Both Mendy and Alonso went for the ball. Matip again, and onto the bar. By this time, I was already befuddled. Bodies swarming the six-yard box, a mere twenty-five feet away from me. A shot, blocked on the line – twice – then hacked away.
Alas, alas, alas…a late VAR review, and the bloody inevitable result.
A Liverpool roar. In the confusion, a red to Reece James, which I missed amidst the madness, and a yellow to Rudiger.
That man Salah.
A swipe at the ball.
PD : “We’re up against it now.”
A yellow for our ‘keeper.
Chaos on the pitch.
The Liverpool support, which had grown quieter throughout the first period, suddenly erupted.
At half-time, which immediately followed, there was a mixture of disbelief and anger in the away end. Of course, the strange thing is that even though I was so close to the action that lead to the penalty, the viewing millions had a much better view of everything than me.
The consensus was that the penalty was right to be given as the hand stopped a goal, but the ball was blasted at James from two yards and hit his thigh first.
Had the world gone mad?
How could that be a red?
We girded our loins at the start of the second-half and of course Thomas Tuchel made the inevitable changes.
He took off the unlucky Havertz and replaced him with Thiago Silva who bolstered the defence. The injured Kante was replaced by Mateo Kovacic.
We strapped ourselves in for a difficult forty-five minutes.
Five at the back – in reality – with three in midfield and the lone Lukaku upfront.
But I have to say that whenever we broke away, Alonso was up and down that left flank as if his life depended upon it.
What we hoped for was a defensive master class.
And that is exactly what transpired.
Liverpool, of course, dominated the ball, but we defended with such regimen and aplomb that I was only worried about our line being breached on a few, rare, occasions. Everyman played his part. Dave was sensational, the incoming Kovacic tackled, covered, and occasionally raided, but I thought Silva was magnificent.
Calm, assured, reliable.
A great performance.
Rudiger made a few rash decisions but more than made up for it with his steely determination. A super game from Christensen too. Jorginho was solid, and worked tirelessly.
As for Mendy. Utterly superb.
Soon into the second-half, I said to PD.
“Look at us.”
We were identical. Arms folded, one arm up, hand clenched and nested beneath our noses.
Classic art critic poses, as if we were studying a Turner, a Picasso, a Hopper.
Of course, we were witnessing a master class in defending.
We were, let’s make no qualms about it, sensational. There were echoes of Porto if I am honest. And just like that night in Portugal, I became obsessed with that bloody Anfield Clock.
55 minutes, 60 minutes.
PD was watching it too.
Salah to Jiota, a header. Over.
A long shot from Van Dijk, a daisy cutter, and Mendy scrambled to save. As similar save from Fabinho. A parry from a Robertson volley from distance.
The first-part of the second-half seemed to take forever, and then as the Liverpool chances grew less frequent, the time sped along nicely.
A rare attack, initiated by a strong break from Alonso, eventually enabled Mount to loft a ball in to Lukaku but his shot was blocked.
If I am honest, Lukaku struggled a little against Matip and Van Dijk, but his was a thankless task in the second-half. Van Dijk has fast feet, and on this occasion Lukaku had relatively slow feet. Let’s hope his feet won’t be the stumbling block to his progress this season.
The clock ticked on.
Sixty-seven minutes, thirty seconds.
“Half-way through the half PD.”
“I was going to wait until seventy.”
That man Lukaku then linked so well with Kovacic but his shot was weak and at the ‘keeper.
This was tense stuff.
A Liverpool break and the ball fell to Salah, centrally positioned. I had a mental image of him rolling into the corner, to Mendy’s right, my left, and The Kop going berserk. But his pathetically weak shot – shades of Pat Nevin against Manchester City in 1984 – rolled apologetically to Mendy’s left, my right, and the chance passed.
It was a joy to see many Liverpool fans head for the exits.
Trevoh Chalobah – surely he should come from Manchestoh with a name like that – replaced the tiring Jorginho.
An extra three, just like on forty-five.
We held on.
Ten Men Went To Mow.
The away end was jubilant, but as at Arsenal last Sunday, I noticed only stern and serious faces on the Chelsea players. This shows amazing self-control. I am not so sure that we would have been quite so reserved under other managers.
Because make no mistake, a 1-1 draw at Anfield is a bloody fine result and us supporters almost regarded it as a win.
Walking back to Goodison, out through Stanley Park, the quietness of the home fans was a joy.
We had set our marker for the season with this result.
My exit route out of the city took my car right alongside the stands on the Bullens Road at Goodison park.
After the Annie Road at Liverpool, we now found ourselves on the Gwladys Street at Everton.
I made a quick exit, out onto the East Lancs Road, then the M57, then the M62, then the M6.
We stopped a few miles down the M6 in well-heeled Cheshire, now solidly in United territory.
“I love it how, through football, us three lads from Somerset can suddenly find ourselves in a curry house in Knutsford at ten o’clock on a Saturday night.”
The Eastern Revive on King Street did us proud.
I made it home at just after 1.30am in the small hours of Sunday.
It had been a good day.
Chelsea at Anfield.
Played : 25
Won : 5
Drew : 7
Lost : 13
For : 26
Against : 39