Tales From Sunrise To Sunset

Everton vs. Chelsea : 17 October 2026.

At last, we were on our travels. After eight trips to London, a new destination in 2026/27 was on the cards.

Everton away.

As an aside, it has taken me over a year to stop saying “Goodison” when I refer to a trip to the blue half of Merseyside’s home, but now it is starting to become easier. However, rather than use the Hill Dickinson Stadium or Bramley Moore Dock, I think I am going to simply use “Everton.”

Less words, more succinct, to the point.

I love away games in October. The season has settled down. Teams have hit a pattern. New players have acclimatised. And there is just something about driving through those autumn colours, especially if on an adventure up north, where everything screams “proper football road trip.” The temperatures are a little cooler, but the air is crisp, and it seems to fit for me. Maybe this is a nod to my childhood when my father took me to Stamford Bridge once in the autumn and once in the spring. For the first three seasons, the pre-Xmas matches were all in October. For many years, I always jump to October when the fixture lists are published; an away day up north in October suits me fine.

I collected Glenn bang on 6am. My usual partners in crime Paul and Parky were missing this one. They really struggled with the walking at Everton last season. In fact, they decided recently that the next away game that they will do will be Coventry City just after Christmas.

The M5 was closed so I was diverted through The Cotswolds on this October morning. As I climbed up towards Nailsworth the sun was starting to rise in the east. Not for the only time on this day out, I wished that I had my SLR camera to take a photograph of this moment. The slight rise of the fields, the first glimpses of yellow and orange, then the darkness of the sky.

The population of Nailsworth is only 5,500 and is the smallest town to ever host a Football League team; from 2017 to 2024. They even reached League One for one campaign in 2022/23.  They now play in the National League, two steps above my local team Frome Town.

On the previous Tuesday, I had travelled the short distance to Chippenham to catch Frome’s game with our local rivals. It was another fantastic match. After a nondescript and goal-less first-half, Frome Town won 2-0 with goals from crowd favourite Jon Davies and zesty wing-back Zak Drew. The crowd was 602. The result solidified our sixth place in the table. While Chelsea would be playing on Merseyside, Frome Town would be at lowly Malvern Town, so I was hoping for a decent result in both matches.

Glenn and I were pragmatic though. We acknowledged that our record at Everton has been very poor of late, and we both said that we would be happy with a draw. I was hoping for three points at Malvern, though.

Our magical mystery tour continued through Stroud, Painswick and Brockworth. We began our descent into the Severn Vale here, and it was another moment when I wished that I could stop in a lay-by to record the scene. The vast expanse of lowland, the River Severn wriggling to the south, the lofty Brecon Beacons away to the west.

At 7.45am, we stopped at Strensham Services for a quick breakfast and to top up the car’s fuel.

We were back on familiar territory now, and I ate up the miles, flying past familiar sights on the road north. Birmingham was bypassed, Walsall’s Bescot Stadium on the right, then signs for Stoke, and I retold the story to Glenn of my rather agitated trip that I took with my parents in September 1984, ahead of three years at college. Onto the flat Cheshire plain, and a comfort break and coffees at Sandbach Services.

Then, the familiar Thelwall Viaduct with sensational views of Winter Hill north of Bolton in the distance. I flew past the huge warehouses that line both sides of the M62 at Burtonwood. Finally, the very familiar approach to Liverpool’s city centre. I spotted the two Liver Birds in the distance between buildings.

I couldn’t resist.

“You dancin’?”

“You askin’?”

“I’m askin’.”

“I’m dancin’.”

Then a quick chorus of “if you’re standing on the corner with a red scarf round your neck.”

While queuing to join the famous Scotland Road, we spotted an Everton blue-liveried scooter, with an Everton-themed number plate, in front of us.

“E70 TFEE.”

And then a blue car, with a similarly themed – EFC – Everton plate.

Glenn just missed taking a photo of these.

Drat.

Like last season, I was lucky enough to be able to park at a mate’s daughter’s apartment at Waterloo Quay, and we arrived here at 10.30am, four-and-a-half hours after leaving Dodge.

We walked ten minutes north on Regent Road and dived into Dock Wall, but unlike in March, my Everton mate Chris wasn’t going to make it. Glenn got the drinks in, and we chatted to our mates Rob, Dave, and Johnny Twelve Teams from California who had arrived in London on the Friday and was hanging around for the Tottenham game. Neil Barnett called by too. It seems impossible to think that he last graced the Stamford Bridge pitch in 2018. We stayed about forty minutes. It wasn’t too busy. It’s the only bar on Regent Road that serves drinks in glass pints, and nobody sussed we were Chelsea, so everything was cushty.

Neil clutched a team sheet of those in the squad, and I watched as he checked names off from the media release from Chelsea.

One change; Jorrel Hato for Pep Chavarria.

Emi

Josh – Maxence – Levi – Jorrel

Hendo – Moises

Pedro – Cole – Morgan

Joao Pedro

I was itching to get inside, and we marched past various entrances carved into the dock wall before reaching the away turnstiles.

There is something very special about these moments; attracted to football like moths to a flame, mirroring generations before us. It’s in our blood. Let’s hope we never tire of it.

There was a slight nip to the air. Just how I like it.

Then, a very brief security check. I must have had an honest face as the steward just waved me through with not even a pat-down. I wonder if I can one day risk bringing an SLR to this new pad.

I was inside at midday. Just right.

I was in section 118, very close to last season’s position. What an awful first visit that turned out to be. The absolute pits.

Glenn and J12 were fifteen rows behind me. I spotted a few other friends. The PA played a selection of Evertonian favourites.

“It’s a grand old team to support, and if you know your history…”

“Everton, we never shone so brightly. Everton, the spirit of the blues.”

Oddly, the voice of Elton John warbling “I guess that’s why they call it the blues.”

We countered all this with a relatively loud “Carefree.”

Then, with five minutes to kick-off, the siren and I braced myself.

“Z Cars.”

It’s bloody fantastic.

Tombsy was stood right behind me, and I know he loved Goodison, and he loves the “Z Cars” at Everton.

We exchanged knowing nods.

There was another Everton song, squeezed in just before a slightly delayed kick off.

“All for one, one for all, Everton’s the team that plays beautiful football.”

Um, “righty-oh.”

The game began, and Brian Moore would have been perplexed that both teams were wearing white shorts.

Our kit looked decent from a distance, but why the club persist with the hated Chelsea Collection Millwall badge is a mystery. We hated it in 1986. In 2026, my feelings have not changed.

The Evertonians – noisy in March – had been silent thus far. Unlike Goodison, with many features to catch the eye, the new stadium is rather bland inside. The steep stands are its major plus point.

Unlike March, we attacked our end in the first half.

It was a very even start to the game. So much so that I did not make a single note on my phone until a shot from Cole Palmer was aimed at goal on fifteen minutes, but Jordan Pickford made an easy save.

There was the usual barrage of songs remembering former players.

It included Jimmy’s and my bête noire.

“He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou.”

12.46pm / WhatsApp : Chris to Jimmy –

“It’s Salomon!”

12.46pm / Messenger : Jimmy to Chris –

“It’s Salomon!”

Meanwhile, the Evertonians were still so quiet.

On twenty-one minutes, a run down the right in front of the three thousand away supporters from Neto and a Henderson, but his shot was blocked.

Everton then enjoyed a few chances. On twenty-five minutes, Jack Grealish fed Merlin Rohl but his shot was straight at Emi. Unfortunately, our ‘keeper was punished for not releasing the ball. From the resulting corner from Grealish, a close-in header from Thierno Barry but it was aimed straight at our ‘keeper. We should have been a goal down here.

On the half-hour, we were guilty of poor marking and deep cross from former blue Kiernan Dewsbury Hall set up a volley from Grealish but his shot was slammed into the grass and Martinez leapt to tip the ball over the bar.

“CAM ON CHELS.”

Amongst all this, the yellow card count was increasing but if I am honest being so low down and blocking the sun with my eyes – despite wearing sunglasses – I didn’t spot too many of the misdoings. Within the first half alone, there would be five yellows, with Neto, Acheampong and Rogers getting our three.

The docile Everton fans came to life eventually, and with Dewsbury-Hall setting up Grealish on a few occasions, our goal was under threat. Too often, Grealish danced past his marker too easily.

On forty minutes, a corner from Henderson (who hadn’t been booed as much as I had expected by the home fans), swept in a long corner from the far side. It fell to the onrushing Moises Caicedo who sprinted in to meet it on the volley. My poxy little phone camera remarkably caught the ball flying towards the goal. To our amazement, the ball crashed against the bar.

As a few people said after the game; it would have been the best goal any of us would ever see.

Bollocks.

Into the final few minutes of extra time, a long-range shot from the effervescent Neto was tipped over by Pickford. We then enjoyed three late corners, and a header from one of these by Lacroix was hacked away by an Everton defender.

Half-time thoughts? Both teams had chances to go ahead but it had hardly been a classic. I chatted to Huddersfield Mick and Swanage Jase at the break.

The second half began and we attacked the other end, and that entire half of the stadium was almost lost in shade. It looked like viewing would be rather problematic.

However, in the very first minute of the second period, a fine move down our left – me on tiptoes – involving a sweet back-heel from Rogers, set up the overlapping Hato to attack his full back. He reached the goal line, and the ball was played back. I saw two white shirts waiting, and there was a great sense of anticipation as the ball was left by Palmer and fell at the feet of Neto. He took a touch, the anticipation increased, and he smashed the ball low past the forlorn dive from Pickford.

Despite this being Chelsea game number 1,566 for me – and this being goal 2,866 – the excitement that I showed for this goal shocked me; but I was very happy that this goal affected me like this. It proved that I still have the hunger and desire for everything. I just hope it lasts and lasts.

I shook both arms like a lunatic. Think David Pleat at Maine Road in 1983 but without the shit beige jacket and slacks.

We were 1-0 up.

Fackinell.

Just forty-three seconds of the second-half had passed.

Oh, in case anyone is wondering, goal 2,500 was Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s opener against Milan at the San Siro in 2022. A good a place as any, I guess.

Buoyed by that goal, we looked a lot more confident and dominated in ways that we didn’t in the first period.

On fifty-five minutes we went close, and a minute later after the best move of the match Palmer shot over with a cheeky lob.

On sixty-three minutes, Rogers shot wide.

With sixty-five minutes played, an in-swinging corner from Dewsbury-Hall – that I captured on film – was aimed at a cluster of players on the penalty spot. Martinez came out to punch but was poleaxed. He lay still, and before no time at all was surrounded by medics. We were all immediately worried. I saw his legs move and was instantly happier. But these were tense times.

I noted that during these minutes, the sun disappeared behind a rare cloud, and I hoped and prayed that this was not an ominous portent of some awful news.

A little gaggle of Evertonians – no more than twenty in a close area – stood up and started remonstrating, and I found this odd. Players had surrounded the ‘keeper, and I wondered what on earth these supporters alone had seen that had irritated them. Whatever it was, surely, they should have respected the moment. During the wait, I must admit that I found it poor that we goaded the home fans with the “Liverpool Slums” ditty while our ‘keeper was laying prostrate and getting medical attention.

After ten minutes, Marinez was lifted slowly onto a stretcher and was taken off the field. We applauded him, as did many home fans, but there was a noticeable barrage of boos from the other end.

Why?

It baffled me then as it baffles me now.

This was a very poor show from those involved.

As Mike Penders entered the pitch for his league debut, the sun reappeared, and I was cheered.

We’re superstitious buggers, aren’t we?

On eighty-one minutes, Palmer shot over.

Two minutes later, a long cross was aimed towards our box, and it looked like it would fall just inside the area. Penders spotted the threat early – “bloody hell, here he goes” – and I have to say that everything worked out. He raced towards the ball, jumped to perfection, and punched the ball all the way down Regent Road.

Bloody fantastic.

Two minutes later, a lovely break – three on two including the ‘keeper – allowed Palmer to race through the middle and set up Joao Pedro to his right, but the striker decided to take a touch, and he sadly hit the ball straight at Pickford who had stayed upright.

On ninety minutes, we were awarded a free kick in a central position.

The Chelsea crowd sang “Hendo again, olé, olé” with thoughts of the goal against Bournemouth. But this was from a different angle. We wondered if, for giggles, he would dummy and Palmer would shoot.

No, it was the same routine. A dummy from Palmer, a shot from Henderson. But this was a poor effort that smacked against the wall.

However, the ball dropped fortuitously to Neto amidst some defenders who calmly side-footed the ball in.

No ecstatic fist punching this time, just a relief that we had surely secured three points.

The Chelsea crowd responded.

“Neto again, olé, olé.”

Eleven minutes of extra-time were signalled.

On ninety-two minutes, some changes.

Marco Palestra for Hato.

Romeo Lavia for Caicedo.

Danny Welbeck for Joao Pedro.

Soon into it, a cross from Dewsbury-Hall was slung in low and skidded wide of the far post with no Everton player near.

Late on, the Chelsea choir sang a familiar song.

“Don’t worry about a thing…”

Then a chant for the manager, and how he would have loved this win, not that we need to dwell too much on the reasons why.

“Oh Xabi Alonso, oh Xabi Alonso.”

There were now thousands of visible blue seats, especially in the home end to our left. I hoped that the horrible slow march south towards my car parking spot of March would not be replicated because many Evertonians had gone home early.

One last change.

Geovany Quenda for Neto.

Thirteen extra minutes were played.

At the whistle, there were thousands of royal blue seats by the royal blue Mersey.

The players came over to celebrate with us. Hendo led the charge. Neto did one but two victory jigs; one per goal.

Hendo and Palestra gave their shirts away.

Good times, at last, at Everton.

We all met up and sauntered – sauntered I tell you – out into the plaza and then the road. The volume of pedestrians was simply nowhere near the level of March. We said our goodbyes to J12, Dave and Rob at Waterloo Quay, and I quickly edged out onto the road. My route out of the city took me under the River Mersey via the Wallasey Tunnel, and thankfully the road volumes were minimal as I headed east on the A56, past Ellesmere Port and signs for Chester and Wrexham.

Alas, on the M6 south, we learned that despite the magnificence of the day thus far, it would not be a perfect one. Malvern Town had struck twice in two minutes in the second half, and my hometown team had succumbed to a shock defeat. We were stunned. Going into the game, our opponents were right at the bottom of the table. However, we remained in sixth place.

Chelsea, however, would end the day – and weekend – in fourth place.

Lovely.

We dipped into “The Vine” at West Bromwich at 5.30pm for a curry – chicken jalfrezi for Glenn, lamb phatia for me, Bombay potatoes, and naan bread for us both – and we shared the premises with West Brom and Blackburn Rovers supporters after their game.

I fuelled up at Frankley Services, then headed home. Around Tewkesbury, the western sky shone with a majestic sunset, a beautiful melange of pinks, oranges, and reds. Again, I longed for an SLR to do it all justice.

Further south, the Malvern Hills loomed in the distance, a reminder of Frome’s defeat.

I retraced my path over the Cotswolds, and I eventually reached home at 9pm, fifteen hours after picking up Glenn.

We had both agreed that it had been a cracking day out.

Thank you for coming along with us.

Tales From A Lukewarm Start On A Hot Summer Day

Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace : 17 August 2025.

Just five weeks had elapsed since the mightiest of endings to season 2024/25 in New Jersey, and now we were facing the first league game of the new campaign.

Fate had dealt us a relatively kind hand with our first four league fixtures set to take place in London. After our extensive travels and travails of the previous season, perhaps this is just what we all needed; the chance to ease ourselves back into everything.

That these four league games would still entail a total of around nine hundred miles of travel for me is hardly important. I am used to these numbers by now. Last season, though, surely set a personal record. It encompassed a perfect century of live football games, from Rio de Janeiro to Almaty and all places in between, from Newcastle to Wroclaw, from Merthyr Tydfil to Ipswich, from Liverpool to Gosport. The international segment of this amounted to 34,000 miles alone. Add in 10,500 domestic miles with Chelsea and around 2,500 with Frome Town and it all equated to around 47,000 miles.

Fackinell.

After returning from the USA, I did my best to try to relax, although if I am honest the two match reports of the games against Fluminense and Paris St. Germain hung over me like the sword of Damocles for way too long. Eventually, I managed to complete them both, and I was rewarded with my highest ever monthly viewing total; 12,000 in August thus far.

It looks like my 2024 total of 54,000 will be smashed, and I thank every one of you for this patronage. It does, believe me, make all the toil so worthwhile.

I didn’t attend the two friendlies against Bayer Leverkusen and Milan. I needed that rest. Instead, I gently eased myself into the new season with a small smattering of Frome Town games spanning a period of three weeks; a home friendly against Chippenham Town (lost 0-1), a triumphant home league opener against Tavistock (won 3-0), an away trip to the New Forest against Bashley (won 3-1) and a tight FA Cup home tie against Newquay (won 2-1).

I am hopeful that this coming season will evolve into successful campaigns for both teams that are closest to my heart. I would love to see Chelsea challenge for the top places in the league, and maybe win more silverware, and I am hopeful that my local team will return to the Southern League Premier under new and exciting ownership.

I will try not to deviate too far from the main subject matter here, but there will – I am sure – be regular mentions of Frome Town if I feel it is either interesting or relevant. Many have expressed their enjoyment in reading the pleasures that I get out of experiencing football at different ends of the spectrum, so I hope to keep that going.

Before we leap into the first match of 2025/26 – my fifty-third season of watching Chelsea – let’s take one last look at the previous campaign.

On a personal level, I loved the fact that six games featured teams from Brazil. These encounters book-ended the season for me; three in Rio in July 2024, plus three in the USA in June and July 2025.

It was an undulating season in terms of enjoyment and team performance, and tested my patience at times, but Chelsea games – trips – were always the highlight of every week.

I am sure that I am not the only one that saw a similarity between the 2011/12 and 2024/25 seasons. At the end of 2010/11, the club discarded with the services of the much-loved Carlo Ancelotti. However, just over halfway through 2011/12, we were going nowhere under Andre Vilas-Boas, and our beloved team was sleepwalking to a season of relative mediocrity. Come May, under Roberto di Matteo, we had won the FA Cup and the Champions League, and the turnaround was the stuff of legend.

Last summer, we parted company with the – perhaps – surprisingly liked Mauricio Pochettino and the untested Enzo Marseca took over. In 2024/25, again at the same point as in 2012, we were really struggling. Oh, those two games at Brighton in the same week. A real nadir. But then things changed, and by the end of the season, we had reached a top four position in the league, triumphed in the Europa Conference League and had won the Club World Cup.

In both campaigns, we did things the Chelsea way.

“Write us off at your peril.”

It was all very Chelsea-esque,

Which brings us nicely to Sunday 17 August 2025.

It was a typical start for me. I was out of the house at 6.50am, I collected PD at bang on 7am and we then motored over to pick up Lord Parky at 7.30am.

This trip was so easy. I dropped the lads off, then parked just off Lillee Road, devoured a great breakfast on the North End Road and then spent a little time around Stamford Bridge.

It was around 11am when I entered the West Stand forecourt, but to my surprise and annoyance, I was asked by two stewards to show them my ticket at this early hour. I fancied a little verbal jousting and made out that I wasn’t going to the game but instead wanted to visit the megastore. This absolutely flummoxed them. In fact, one of them suggested that I should return on a non-match day.

I told them that I had plenty of money to spend in the megastore and wondered what Chelsea FC would think of such a suggestion.

With that, more embarrassed shuffling from them, and I could hardly bare to watch. I flashed my QR code at them and went on my way but told them to talk to their supervisor about contingency plans for those visitors that might want to visit the store but not be so lucky to have match tickets.

This is just another example of how the club is trying to squeeze as much fun out of the match day experience as possible.

Ticket checks three hours before kick-off, bag checks, no left luggage options, no cameras, the imminent anxiety of disappearing QR codes, the difficulty in passing tickets on, “don’t do this, don’t do that”. It all chips away at the sense of fun that used to exist in SW6.

I spotted the new signage on the West Stand that depicted us as World Champions. I also spotted an echo of the never-liked Chelsea Collection club crest from 1986 to 2005 being used on one of the large panels and it immediately struck me as messy.

I bumped into Donna and Colby, and we decided to peek inside the revamped ticket hall of the old Fulham Broadway tube station that was opened up as a bar during the summer by Wetherspoons and renamed “Walham Green.” It was already busy, and under the glass of the ceiling, it resembled a greenhouse, and we soon felt uncomfortably hot. We soon decided against having a drink, and left, but not before I bumped into Allie once again, who I last saw leaving MetLife after the final.

In the end, I spent an enjoyable hour in “The Eight Bells” – shocker – with Even from Norway, Dave, Salisbury Steve, Parky, PD, Ian, Jimmy and Paul. Dave had shared a train carriage with non-other than Kerry Dixon on the way down from Luton and was full of glee.

In all honesty it did not feel like we had been away. All the familiar faces. All the usual laughs. It’s a great boozer.

However, I was rather anxious about the new digital ticket procedure, and despite the QR code already appearing on my Chelsea App, I was keen to get to HQ early in case there was teething trouble. Considering this I left twenty minutes before the others.

I wandered past the first barrage of ticket checkers out by the Fulham Road at just before 1pm. So far, so good. Then a mate sidled up to me to say that many QR codes had suddenly disappeared from phones and supporters were now lining up at the ticket office to get them resent.

Fackinell.

With that, as I walked past the Ossie Statue, it took me fifteen swipes to get my bloody phone to open, irrespective of any issue with QR codes. Maybe my phone could sense my anxiety. Were my palms more sweaty than usual?

I hate modern technology.

I walked a few more paces, tapped on the “my tickets” icon on the phone and I was overcome with worry when I was directed to the “Play Predictor” screen, whatever the fuck that is. So, deep joy, my deepest fear had surfaced; my QR code had fucked off to some un-navigable part of cyber-space unknown to man or beast.

However, while I stood bemused and angry, the QR code suddenly reappeared once more, and I heaved a sigh of relief.

“Right, let’s get in before it fucks off again.”

I ascended the steps to the MHU, the “CFC” newly painted, and glided past several small groups of supporters who seemed oddly reluctant to enter the turnstiles. It took me back to my youth when, as under-age sixth formers nervously awaiting to be served at pubs, we would wait for the eldest looking of the group to appear like a hero to get the drinks in.

I guessed that their QR codes had disappeared and were currently doing a tour of duty somewhere. I wished them well as I brushed past.

A quick scan and I was in.

Thank heavens.

It was 1pm, a full hour before kick-off.

The ground took a long time to fill, and it did feel so strange to be in so soon. I’ll admit to being relieved to be inside, but I absolutely dreaded the thought of having to get to Stamford Bridge an hour early for a while. Our next home game is at 12.30pm on a Saturday lunchtime. Do I really have to get inside for 11.30am? God forbid.

I chatted to some good friends, and flicked through the programme, which I decided to buy for a change. I wanted to read one particular page.

After last season’s 1984/85 retrospective on this site, I feel saddened to have to report that one of the lions of that era, Joey Jones, sadly passed away on 22 July. Everyone loved Joey at Chelsea in those mad days of Second Division struggles against relegation, redemption and promotion the following year and then consolidation in the topflight in three crazy seasons. His clenched-fist salute to us on the terraces was so iconic and adeptly epitomised the bond twixt players and fans of that time. Sadly, I never met Joey face to face, but we were “Facebook” friends before my old account was hacked in 2024, and several good friends at Chelsea became really friendly with him in those times. I include the piece in the programme here.

Joey Jones.

Once a red. Always a blue. RIP.

The place slowly filled. There was a new addition to the pre-match selection of Chelsea-centric songs. At 1.45pm, “Our House” by Madness filled the Stamford Bridge air.

There had been the promise of an “unveiling” before kick-off, but this amounted to nothing more than two banners being exposed on the brick walls behind The Shed.

To the left, the Millwall lion from 1986, and to the right “World Champions.”

I know which I preferred.

I was saddened to see two unknown tourists sitting in front of me. These seats belonged to dear Albert, who passed away last Spring, and his brother Paul. We were hoping that Paul would renew this season, but we guessed that he hadn’t.

Oh boys, we will miss you both.

The minutes ticked by.

“Blue Is The Colour” was played, galvanising us all.

As the teams appeared, the right-hand side of The Shed got going with their flag-waving, and a lovely gold on blue “Champions Of The World” banner was draped majestically over the balcony, just above Parkyville.

What with the gold of that, plus the gold of the other CWC signs, how nice of Crystal Palace to complement all of this with a gold kit that seemed to perfectly match the pantone reference of the gold banners above The Shed.

Our team?

Sanchez

James – Acheampong – Chalobah – Cucurella

Caicedo – Enzo

Pedro Neto – Palmer – Gittens

Joao Pedro

As for the visitors, there were a few familiar names in their team, with Marc Guehi, Eberechi Eze and Jean-Philippe Mateta possibly the targets for other teams. I’ve no cross to bear with Palace to be honest, Peter Taylor 1976 aside. I was happy that they beat Manchester City in last season’s FA Cup Final. They have never really been rivals or even quasi rivals in the way that Fulham and QPR see themselves.

The Stripey Nigels, bless ‘em.

At 2pm, the game began.

We attacked The Shed, they attacked the Matthew Harding.

We began brightly enough with new boy Joao Pedro looking lively and the initial action was towards The Shed. Very soon into the game, a near post header by Marc Cucurella from a corner was goal bound but was headed away by a Palace defender.

We then drifted a little and the away team slowly got it together. We were treated to a smart Robert Sanchez save, a grab at the near post.

On twelve minutes, a free kick was awarded to Palace centrally in the “D”, and I noted what seemed to be a clear gap in the centre of the wall. I guessed that this was the strategy for such kicks, leaving the ’keeper with clear vision in the middle of the goal.

I raised my pub camera to my eyes – the SLR is resting at home for now until I can smuggle it in undercover – and took a shot of Eze slamming the ball straight and hard and true, and seemingly right over the head of goalkeeper Sanchez.

Oh bollocks.

Well so much for the wall.

They celebrated away, all gold kits shining in the sun, and we all groaned.

Then, God knows why, VAR was called into action, and I foolishly presumed that it was for the initial foul, which even I thought was rather far-fetched. Nobody in the stadium really had a clue why the goal was then cancelled, but there was eventually a reason given; something along the lines of “wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area” or some such nonsense.

Anyway, I didn’t join in with the cheering, why would I?

On eighteen minutes we were treated to another Sanchez save.

In the stands, everything was quiet.

It took me a full twenty-five minutes for me to utter my first song or chant and the 1985 me would have been very dismayed indeed.

“CAM ON CHOWLSEA – CAM ON CHOWLSEA – CAM ON CHOWLSEA – CAM ON CHOWLSEA.”

On the half-hour, an effort from seemingly right under the bar ended up right over the bar, by whom I forget.

There was some ‘eighties side chatter between Clive and myself about Keith Jones and Mike Fillery, and it seems ridiculous to say that I can still remember how both of those players moved around the pitch. Jones was a workaholic runner, whereas Fillery slowly glided past players.

For a moment, I was lost in time.

We loved how Josh Acheampong made two thunderous tackles, back-to-back, and as is usually the case here in England, if not in more refined parts of the football world, this resulted in a loud and guttural reaction, at last, from the home support.

To the tune of “Amazing Grace”, Stamford Bridge rallied.

“Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea – Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.”

There were half-chances from a smattering of players, but Dean Henderson was not really troubled in the Palace goal. With the loveliest piece of skill of the entire half, Cole Palmer took a ball down from the air with consummate ease, but his shot was blocked. From the rebound, Cucurella blazed over.

It was 0-0 at the break. It had been a disappointing first forty-five minutes of the new campaign.

“It’s hot out there, mind,” said PD.

“Bloody hell, you are mellowing, mate.”

Clive chuckled.

PD’s usual response to any sub-standard performance by any Chelsea player is to decorate the air with as many words detailing female genitalia as possible, so this was indeed a surprise.

“I think it’s the tablets” I whispered to Clive.

The second half began and play resumed.

On fifty-four minutes, a substitution. Debutant Jamie Gittens had not really impressed too much, and he was replaced by another new kid on the block, Estevao Willian. With almost his first involvement, there was a jinking run down the right from the kid from Palmeiras and a cross that was just slightly too high for Pedro Neto to reach. With the substitution, Neto had switched wings to allow Estevao his preferred right-wing berth.

We loved the way that Estevao tried his utmost to wrestle the ball away from a Palace player on that far side, showing real determination to win the ball.

“That’s street football for you right there” proclaimed Clive.

“You’re right, mate. Not exactly Mike Fillery, is it?”

There was a trio of chances initiated by the industry of Pedro Neto down below us. A corner was headed over by Joao Pedro. Then a cross that Palmer met, but the resultant shot was blocked. Then, Neto to Palmer and a lob towards Estevao. He delayed slightly and his touch took the ball away from him. His hurried shot went high and wide.

Three more substitutions.

74 minutes : Liam Delap for Joao Pedro.

79 minutes : Andrey Santos for Enzo.

79 minutes : Malo Gusto for Reece James.

Enzo had been quiet, and we hardly noticed him, a worry.

Chelsea dominated the second half, as they had done the first, but Palace are no fools and defended resolutely by reducing the space for us to use. They never stopped closing us down. On eighty minutes, a shot from Eze was thundered in from distance and Sanchez pushed it over.

Delap had a half-chance in the final minute after a strong and forceful run, and then two identikit corners from Estevao on the far side were slung in towards the near post. The first one almost snuck in; the second one was headed away easily. Late on, in injury time, Santos smashed a ball over the bar and that was that.

From our viewing position in the MHU, in the shade, and with a little air, we had no real idea of how hot it had been for the players. However, as I walked out into the mid-afternoon sun, I was shocked at how blisteringly hot it was. I felt for Pedro Neto, who had stayed on the pitch for ninety minutes, and had given his absolute all, and I was immediately in awe of his performance.

PD was right. It had been hot out there.

Was this the real reason for our rather sluggish performance during this season opener, or had the extension of the last campaign left the players tired and lethargic?

Maybe against West Ham United, away on the following Friday, we would find out further.

JOEY JONES : REST IN PEACE